French Fries and Whiplash

So, the other day I was reaching into my minivan to grab my french fries and I hit my head on the doorframe. I hit my head so hard that I gave myself whiplash. Not just a mild case of whiplash, either. So bad that the chiropractor friend who looked at my xrays thought I was in a car accident. So bad that I seriously thought I may have fractured my neck. As soon as I hit, I felt my neck crunch. Then everything went black for a moment. Gosh, who would've thought that french fries could be so dangerous.